Nothing here is guaranteed not to help or hurt whatever condition you may have. Used inappropriately, remedies discussed here may result in termination of function for you, your spouse, your children, your parents, grandparents, dog, lawn tractor, television, and any or all of your major appliances. Not to mention your house, car, and whatever else didn’t make it on this list.
If you are sick, see a doctor. If you are really sick, you might also want to consult with your spiritual advisor, a trauma center, your estate attorney and very possibly, an undertaker. And that right soon!. You may not actually need to do those last bits, but most of the aforementioned will appreciate the business.
You’ve been warned.
Have a nice day!
